It’s been awhile since my last post, mainly because I’ve been really good except for the occasional foray into the bin, knocking a cup of coffee over with my tail which soaked Mrs. Parks mobile that unfortunately didn’t work for twenty four hours and, I don’t know if I mentioned that one day when I couldn’t see the missus at the park, I thought it was best to walk myself home? I thought she’d done the same! She wasn’t that pleased when she arrived an hour later and found me there. I don’t know why it made sense to me!
Anyway I digress; on a walk the other day by the River Mersey, I wasn’t happy to wear my muzzle (you my dear friends will know that this is a most unfair contraption..besides the fact that I look like Hannibal Lecter…it is nigh impossible to catch squirrels) and as the Parks’ wouldn’t remove it I came up with a cunning plan which almost worked.
There was a sweet young couple in front of us whom I judged to be kindly and compassionate, so as they walked past them..I crept in between the couple and nudged the nice young lady with my muzzle on her leg. I am absolutely convinced that if they hadn’t spotted me and called me away she would have taken pity on me and removed the the darn thing. Why they apologised I have no idea!
So my dear friends who are blighted with these monstrosities if you would like to try out my plan or know how to adapt it: please let me know.
Yours as always